Hey, Yitzy here… from the Five Star Detectives. I solve mysteries along with the rest of the kids in my family. I’m eight, and I like to tell jokes. Detective work can get a little too serious sometimes, and a good joke lightens things up, so you can get back to work.
We’re now into fall, and it’s getting colder (b-r-r-r-r). Here are some of my favorite autumn jokes…
What is the cutest of all the seasons?
Awwwtumn!
What did the tree say to autumn?
Please leaf me alone!
What happens when winter arrives?
Autumn leaves!
How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch!
How do trees get on the computer?
They log in!
Why do all the birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Wool
Wool who?
Wool you grab me a sweater? It’s getting cold outside!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad it’s autumn?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Acorn who
Acorn-y person telling you jokes!
Ellen Roteman 